Naked Chef!

Many people want to know if I ever wear clothes. The truth is that I am hardly ever wearing anything. I walk around the house naked and I cook naked all the time. I’m naked right now. That being said, I don’t fry bacon naked. Eeek!

I’m not shy, so it’s easy for me to jump in a pool naked or change in public. I have to say, though, I do love to walk around in basketball shorts with no underwear. There’s definitely something liberating about hanging free.

Porc au Naturel

A slut told me he loves sex outdoors. Let’s help him out with suggestions for new and different ways to get off in the great outdoors.

In the immortal words of George Michael… “Let’s go outside, baby!”

So, tell me (or show me) what happens when you take your freak out into nature.

Oh, and let’s not follow George’s example too literally and get yourself arrested!

Off the top of my head, I can remember meeting up with this guy at a park near my house. We found a concrete staircase, covered with trees and overgrowth, and we sucked and fucked the loads out of each other, right there. I met up with him a few more times after that. Man, he was fun!

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Tell me your NASTY stories!

Tell me about the dirtiest sex you’ve had in the past week. I’ll read them all and choose an email weekly to post. Impress me with your slutty stories and I’ll reward you with personalized commands to carry out as I see fit. Pictures of your naughty behavior is encouraged! (I neither promote, nor condone illegal activities. Perform your nastiness at your own risk. Only non-copyrighted stories and pictures, please. Blah, blah, blah…) You need to tell me the truth! I know you’re sluttier than you tell your friends! The nastiest story might eventually get some customized clothing. :@)

Your stories might remind me of personal stories to share. There are so many to recount!

Here’s an example.

A slutty pig that I know loves it when I give him a list of commands that I want him to carry out. I’ve told him to cum into a cup ten times, freezing the loads until he had all 10, and then use the cum to lube up a dildo and shove it in his ass. I commanded him to remove the dildo and clean it off with his tongue. What a good pig he was. He even sent me pictures! Good Pig!